Sooner or later you'll realise that I'm just disguising my holiday snaps in a thin veil of graphic interest. It's basically like "the old days", when your friends would invite you over "for drinks" only to unravel their projection screen and subject you to a piss-poor attempt to evocatively capture their holiday experience. The bad news is, today, there's no duty-free Sangria to smooth your way through. If it's too much for you to bare please accept my apologies. On my reckoning, I've two or three more posts to get through before we can return to the usual land-based ephemeral mix.
When not peering overboard at the wash, I passed time recording important information which we all hoped would not be needed.