Before around February 2011, the last time I'd sat on a pointy seat and propelled myself around the neighbourhood on a self-powered contraption was when I was about 15. Wheels were square then and bicycles were carved from wood. We've come a long way since those bygone days. Returning to the velocipede now that we're living in the future I am a little like the proverbial fish out of water; a fish, out of water, trying to ride a bike.
How do you work it? More importantly, how do you fix it when things go wrong?
What I need is a handbook. A handbook for bike owners. That tells you how to work it and fix it. And it would be really nice if it was a little bit cool too.