Ben and Russell have been up to no good. Pilfering material from here, there and anywhere to publish in their very own newspaper. Well I for one am outraged. How dare they! Wait a minute...
Page 11...Hey! That's me...cool, I'm in print – and a whole page too, just for me, in print...still, how dare they...ooh, there's that Iain Tait, he's a mate of whatsisname (Nicolas Poke?, no, hang on...)...and there's that bloke Coleman and that Muppet (no offence)...and Dan Hill, now he's very clever...
But as I was saying, outrageous...oh there's Mr Beirut, now I like him...and Anne with some bakelite, bakelite's nice...
...and some Morris Dancers...
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