Unable to attend

Pssst!

Don't tell anyone, but I've been invited to something secret. Can't tell you where. Or when. Can't tell you anything, it's a secret. Can't tell you who's invited me or what it's all about. Better not tell you what that badge is for or what that invitation card says. Can't tell you why I'm not able to go either. You might not believe me anyway. Can't say anything.

Comments

[Daniel]

I too am unable to attend the … Event. I shall wear my badge anyway, so that when our paths one day cross, we may bathe in the glory of our exclusivity.

[Richard]

If I'm ever in York, I'll wear mind on the off chance our paths cross. If that happens, we should only acknowledge recognition by a slight scratch of the nose before moving on without speaking.